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Toilet cobra

A shit so large and long it coils in the toilet bowl like a cobra.
Jesus Dave left the biggest toilet cobra I have ever seen. Next time flush it!
by Cubby460 May 24, 2013
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pee on the side of the toilet

Usally done by men.
Peeing on the side of the toilet to make less noise. Most done in the middle of night so no one will notice about it in your house.
You are playing videogames at night and you want to pee and make no noise so your parents won't notice.

So you pee on the side of the toilet.
by AC7F February 8, 2012
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Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

A psychological disorder, mainly in children, caused by an addiction to the "Skibidi Toilet" trend, a very cringy one. It only really harms psychological development, as seen in people who have been able to share whats happening with their siblings.
"bro my brother wont stop going inside this trash can and singing some dead meme song what is happening"
"he has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome from what im guessing"
by bolivari September 3, 2023
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toilet trader

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."
Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
by Pete October 6, 2004
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toilet pudding

Don't eat at that taco truck, Jorge. You'll be up all night making toilet pudding.
by Dukeoferrl July 30, 2016
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disposable plastic baby toliets

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.
by Telephony June 13, 2013
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found them in a toilet

This is a humorous way to downplay a gift to someone. A girl gushes too much about you giving her flowers!
What those flowers? Nah, l found them in a toilet by the subway.
by I, Wreckerrr June 27, 2021
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