Tofu Person

Tofu Person: A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.

Ashley Robichaud is a tofu person. Sure, she'll preach to you about how important it is to be a good friend, but tomorrow she will stab you in the back and try to drive all your best friends away from you.

by nicherzog January 23, 2011

tofu tits

Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.

Dude did you see that girls tofu tits! They're fabulous and I just want to squish them!

by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe November 20, 2014

toffee wrapper

Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.

i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

Tofu-chan

A very cute, very real speaking Shiba, loves bread and to laugh. very cool.

Bruh, have you seen tofu-Chan on YouTube!?

Yeah he's the best boi

by anonymous November 17, 2020

tofu

A bean-curd that is created in Asia. Its tastes really good. Even tastes better in stews and/or kimchi

Tofu is perfect in stews or kimchi.

by Azn Man September 6, 2008

Tofunmi

She is shy. She's short or average height, unusual hair color. Her eyes are gorgeous! You will fall in love with her. She falls in love easily. Tofunmis are so smart, and bookish. Although she has a limited friend group, she is really a nice girl. You will see her laughing at anything, even when she feels sad. She has the cutest natural smile. She has too high expectations of herself, which is one of her faults. But she is just a completely awesome, beautiful and amazing girl.And nice curves? She is very open minded in a good way, well rounded. Just a friend to all. She is shy in real life and sometimes depressed, but just help her out and give her a hug.Tofunmis love hugs! She is creative and sexy. She is an animal in bed. Absolutely amazing.

That girl is damned smart... she’s such a Tofunmi

by Redberry September 11, 2020

tofu

The white squarish lumps in your miso soup, Quite tasty.

Takasan tofu watashi-wa miso jodai.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003