Tim's Law

No matter how intelligent you are, and no matter How stupid, sophmoric, Or inane something is, it WILL Be humorous.

Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.

The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.

Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.

"Tim's Law states that you cannot say Poo Nuggets without cracking a grin"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"

by Stupidisthenewfunny January 18, 2010

Timsmom

A bitch ass hoe who likes to suck on my big fat nuts

Whores
Slutts
Bitches
Douchers

by Jordan February 25, 2003

Tim's

Canadian Slang for the popular coffee shop "Tim Horton's"

Ohh, Tim's is doing Roll Up the Rim To Win again, I gotta remember to go over there sometime this week

by TheCanadianFritter August 23, 2016

Timster

When your class is assigned a presentation and you are picked to present in front of the whole class at the peak of your boner.

Teacher: "Matthew please go and give your presentation."
Matthew:" Shit! She just had to pull a timster."

by O crap October 30, 2013

Tim’s Disease

When a male overflows with to much drip, it begins to seep into his lower organs, resulting in an unnecessarily large penis.

Wow my walls got wrecked last night Tina, I think he had Tim’s Disease.

by Tim’s disease September 23, 2019

Taking the Tim's

When you just dead ass take a nigga's Tim's (Timberland's) preferably after he disses you.

Note; Tim's can be any type of shoe.

"Damn nigga, he just took a nigga's Tim's."
"Give me the Tim's."
"Imma be taking the Tim's."

by Xindrias June 5, 2016

timsplotion

Timsplotion is when you get beat by Rangers FC and when you are very unhygienic and you never wash and that you are very stinky all the time

Celtic FC fans are a timsplotion

by Lord Carson January 4, 2019