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Egg Timer

Someone who talks for a rather long discriminate amount of time when a conversation is started, no matter how.
Angela is an absolute egg timer. Can't just have a minute conversation with that woman.
by Conversation Bot v1.2 April 14, 2022
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selfy timer

when a person puts the timer on the camera and runs to pose for the picture. this person is most likely to be gay or just really lg.
hey look over there taras taking another selfy timer. classssssiiccc loserrr, but hmm her moms in it so that makes everything alright,
by howdy hoe June 1, 2010
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9 timer

A silly stupid female who has engaged in sexual acts a minimum of 9 times within 1 business day.
The bitch is a fucking 9 timer , what a whore...
by Puppymonkeybaby12 August 3, 2016
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one timer

The porn you try first with high or low expectation, and you nut instantly. That porn becomes a one timer on your mind a nut worthy piece of work that will never disappoint.
OH boy, that was a one timer.
by redem January 24, 2020
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Two-timer

When you make love once then go to sleep; wake up in the middle of the night and have to do it again!
"Again?!? Brandon, you're such a two-timer!"

"That first time was incredible, let's make this a two-timer!"

"My, what stamina you have, you must be a two-timer!"
by Rach4GA May 29, 2017
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part timer

1. one who shows up infrequently 2. Tony
by kendrewphil July 26, 2003
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Old timer

When you are in the shower and you let your hand get wrinkly from the water, so it looks like an old person's hand, before you start masturbating.
He's been in the shower for almost half an hour now! He must be giving himself an old timer.
by Waldoski November 28, 2007
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