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Bible thumper

1: Complementary context.
An enthusiastic preacher or person (might sometime literally thump the Bible) that seems to know the Bible well and not be wishy-washy and not to be poitically correct. Preaches fire and brimstone. esp. as a means of exhortation or rebuke.

2: In a negative critical context.
A preacher or a person that is hypocritically critical of others, as they are often worse of the people they are chastising. A person that uses religion to try to inoculate themselves from criticism. A con artist that does know much or some of the word of God, but does not abide by it, but tries to use religion to pretend to be an honest good person for personal gain. A religious whitewash. These individuals have a tendency to be on either end of the spectrum. Spending most of their time criticizing others; or they try to do token good deeds or token crusades to try to make themselves look like saints. Often they spent most of their time criticizing others to draw attention away from their own sins. Often they spend much time making token efforts, to draw attention away from their own sins.
1: Complementary context.
Every time I asked the minister about a moral dilemma in my life; he will respond off the top of his head with a Bible verse or a religious parable to help guide me in the right direction and make sense of my dilemma and to put my dilemma in perspective. He’s a Bible thumper.

2: In a negative critical context.
Frequently the minister gave a sermon demonizing infidelity and chastising the congregation; yet it was later found out that he himself was having affairs. He’s just a Bible thumper.
by scheme fighter November 28, 2010
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Trumped

1)To grab someone by the pussy, without invitation or consent and because of a grandiose sense of entitlement.

2)To make a large order from a small supplier and then only pay them pennies on the dollar, threatening to drag them through court for years if they complain.
1)Donald: I moved on her like a bitch, grabbing her by the pussy, when you're a star they let you do it.

Billy: Wow, you really Trumped her Donnie.

2)Masucci: I pretended to be dissatisfied with the carpet in order to extort a massive discount from the small supplier that can't afford to carry this unpaid order.

Sam: You Trumped those poor saps you dirty fucker.
by Platonic Plotinus October 13, 2018
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thumbed

when someone shoves their thumb into a pleasurable area.
nick and steve thumbed anut mar's coochie
by dufa October 13, 2006
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Trumped Up

To be trumped up is to suffer through aftermath of Donald Tra- I mean Donald Du- I mean Trump!
Oh, when Biden moves in the White House, he's gonna have to remove orange peel, Cheeto dust, yellow shit, and kiss marks from all ladies Trump has had affairs with. He's so trumped up.
by TrumpIsATramp November 28, 2020
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Bible Thumper

A bible thumper is an EXTREMELY religious person. Not just a regular christian, most regular christians are pretty chill. A bible thumper would be:
-A person preaching in the subway or the sreets
-A person who does NOT respect your religious opinion

-Going to extreme measures to practice their religion.
Guy: *sits down at the subway*

Bible Thumper: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by TheExtremeEvoker March 6, 2019
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thumbed

placing your thumb into ones crevice.
"i believe we should fornicate by getting thumbed, what do you say husband?"
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bible thumper

The cause of many major wars, genocides, and crimes against humanity during the last 20 centuries.
The Middle Ages and the European colonization of Africa and the Americas were the glory days of the Bible thumpers.
by AYB July 18, 2003
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