wookie

Adj. fake, not original

Those movies he's sellig are wookie.

by publius75211196 May 1, 2011

Wookie

A hairy homosexual man obsessed with Star Wars

I saw two kissing at star wars last night, I guess they're both Wookies.

by daddywantsmoney November 22, 2015

wookie

a female marine.

aka BAM (big assed marine)

geeezz man, look at all these wookies around camp lejeune.

by SemperFi March 24, 2005

Wookie

A voluminous mound of untamed pubic hair that hirsute women who elect against personal grooming in the pelvic area may accrue.

As I slid her panties down, out sprang a snarling, near-life-sized beast in what turned out to be my first close-up experience with the legendary Wookie.

by WookieHntr November 14, 2011

Wookie

A women that is abnormally tall to the average man and is most the time too thick to comfortably have sex with. She usually is accompanied by, married to, or dating skinny tall men that are dorks by nature who in part get the nick-name Han (as in Han Solo from Star Wars). Even though Han was way cooler than theses guys, they'll never know the cool nick-name they just got is anything but a cruel joke. When it's time to part ways of life from these Han fellows, let them know the true meaning or just simply say "So long wookie master".

Scott: Hey bro, i just made up a new name for that dick Tim.

Jason: Oh yea, what?

Scott: Han.

Jason: What?

Scott: Well considering his wife is a wookie, it's only fitting.

Jason: nice.

by i am not a wookie master July 2, 2011

wookie

n.

1. Sewage, mainly septic trapped in outflow pipes from clogging and must be cleaned out manually by hand.

2. Gutter sludge, the result of rotten leaf foliage.

1. a) Gah! Your hand smells like wookie!
b)Shit, the wookie hole is clogged again! Don't flush!

2. Get up on that ladder and clean that wookie out of the gutter.

by ukilledthecat November 26, 2006

Wookie

weed-cookie
wookie
A cookie baked with butter containing marijuana

May smell/taste like salty armpit, but it gets the job done

We bought a wookie from that boy in math class and I took a bite and it tasted like bigfoot's dick

by likeIsaid September 19, 2009