by Jitters10101 January 14, 2020

by Longshlongswangin January 22, 2020

The realist and practical character of the Spongebob universe. Often referred to for his short temper or lack of enthusiasm. Regardless Squidward is the best Spongebob character.
by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020

Squidward embodies the persona of someone who lost their youthfulness to the rigidity of adulthood whereas Spongebob is the opposite -- he has young energy that finds optimism in everything he does.
Don't be a squidward.
by Chovey March 15, 2021

When someone is sleeping take your testicles and place them over the persons eyes. Then let your penis rest on their nose, giving them the appearance of Squidward.
Douchebag: "Bro, when my girl was sleeping this morning I gave her a Squidward!"
Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"
Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"
by Downtown Tony July 15, 2010

by EvanVanderbelt December 30, 2016

a character in spongebob squarepants who has a thing hanging down from his face and is irritated by almost everthin except himself.
by ? January 11, 2004
