The little hairs that dwell in your gouch. They are almost impossible to remove via scissors or razor. They sit and sit and don't get any bigger so you don't know they're there, and sometimes when you shit, little pieces get caught in the gouch gremlins, which sometimes leads to some form of surgery.
Tim tried to clean himself after that monster shit, but the gouch gremlins made it extremely difficult. So Tim shot himself.
by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008
Get the gouch gremlinmug. Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.
Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere
by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010
Get the Gouch Wagonmug. One chair in the row was perpendicular to the others, so naturally this gouch eyed fucker came in and sat in it so he could see the film just fine.
by tidewatcher December 19, 2005
Get the gouch eyedmug. David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005
Get the gouch chompermug. by fantastic fourz December 4, 2010
Get the gouch tapmug. by Jacob-How December 27, 2006
Get the gouche juicemug. by Eli R. May 19, 2008
Get the gouche smackmug.