tech resistant

Someone who does not embrace technology or has a hard time working with technological devices including computers, gaming consoles, email, cell phones, DVRs, remote controls, traffic lights...

John owns a Macbook but will only check his email with it. He's completely tech resistant.

by realmccoy420 April 24, 2011

tech up

In RTS (Real-Time Strategy) computer games, to concentrate on researching technologies and upgrades for your forces.

When playing the Protoss in Starcraft, I like to tech up before attacking

by MISTER OWNINATOR June 26, 2009

tech goggles

The reduced standards in women all men at Georgia Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.

<Tech student> Damn she's hot!
<other college student> Hell no! That bitch is deuce... deuce and a half easy.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

tech head

An uber-geek who is so into computers and I.T. that he could probably build a Pentium chip using two biscuits, a piece of string and a hampster's wheel.

"Matthew's a bit of a tech head."

"So that's why he has so many relationship problems..."

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

Tech N9ne

unparalleled master of rhyme; scientific blend of technique and numerology: nine is the number of completion--nine months of pregnancy, nine lives, 360 degrees (a complete rotation 3+6+0=9)the completness is not 'finished' but 'mastered,' the technique is complete heat.

Psycho alpha skitso Tech N9ne.

by Philip Murillo November 7, 2003

tech n9ne

simply the best rapper alive, and he aint kiddin about the caribu lou.

no matter what japetoe says, tech n9ne is the best!!!! Domonic thinks the word japetoe is funny. LoL

by 707mattfromVallejo October 16, 2008

Tech Hall

your typical ,weird socially awkward nerds typically at universities or high school that walk around with no shoes , don't shower and usually hang around and play Pokemon. they travel in clans usually distinctly recognizable by their wacky hair. some schools have a "hall" full of these creatures. don't get too close to their territory or they WILL bite- or shoot you with nerf guns.

popular, pretty girl:I literally just witnessed two tech halls talk about how they don't shower for 20 minutes
Other pretty popular girl: omg im so sorry you were exposed to thoses tech halls.

by nontechhall March 13, 2019