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I'd tap that 

“I’d tap that”

This phrase is a condensation of the colloquial expression:

“If only I could tap and sell that.” -or-

“You could tap and sell that.”

The expression is derived from the practice of tapping a keg of beer, or cask of wine; –whereby a spigot valve is inserted into the side of the keg, in order to tap the beer.

The expression figuratively means: “To access something of value”

In the last decade, the expression has been further condensed to simply:

“You can tap that” -or- “I’d tap that”

It is often used in conjunction with a sexual connotation.
In observation of an attractive female:

"I'd tap that"
I'd tap that by seanriddolls June 5, 2016
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i'd tap that 

When someone sees a nice refreshing river, they say "I'd tap that", meaning, they'd like to put a plumbing system in and "tap" the water supply.
Frank: Wow, look at that lovely river.
Anne: I'd tap that!
i'd tap that by dannybolabo February 26, 2008

ima tap that

The art of wanting to tap dat ass
I was walking down the hall when a very fine girl with an ass of the gods walk in front of me I then turned to my broski nick and implied that Ima tap that
ima tap that by Swagmaster24 March 7, 2014

Spin around and double tap that

A term Used by Losers to talk about a girl they want to have sex with. Dont use this phrase, or else your friends will beat you up.
Loser: Look at her, she is hot!
Friend: yeah. I wish I knew her.
Loser: I would totaly Spin around and double tap that.
Friend: I am not your friend anymore. That was the gayest
thing I have ever herd. Never ask me to hang out again.

That being said, I'd tap that 

Something you say after talking shit on a woman to clarify you'd still bang her after everything you say. Usually said on celebs or an acquaintance.
Guy: Kim K is such an arrogant bitch, she's 90% plastic! That being said, I'd tap that.

Example 2:
Guy: Matt's girlfriend Amy is such a slut, I'm certain she's cheating on him. That being said, I'd tap that.

I'd tap that anyday 

like tapping it except anyday or time of any givin amount of time
A: "Damn hannahs got a nice ass"
C: "fuck yea. I'd tap that anyday"
I'd tap that anyday by Nottakin? December 11, 2010

I'd tap that 

The phrase "I'd tap that" is slang, used to express the sex appeal of another. Often this phrase is used sarcastically, when the referenced chick is beat (ugly).
"Damn, look at those tits!" "I'd tap that!"
"Holy shit that chick is beat!" "LOL I'd tap that."
I'd tap that by PseudoName123 October 29, 2008