Swamp Mama

the UK name for Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

"eh blud have ya seen der new swamp mama epi-sode

by Tomartopia citizen November 10, 2020

humpbacked swamp donkey

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety

"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"

by Harry Campbell January 27, 2008

swamage

ever in a conversation and they say something that directly applies to you..... well now theres a word to say when it happens SWAMAGE (invented by georgie barrett)

Joe: I love Gok Wan and Kurt from glee
Georgie: Swamage

Georgie: I want some biscuits
Joe: Swamage

by joeygawley June 19, 2010

Swamp Boating

When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.

I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

Get out of my swamp

it means that you should get out of shrecks fucking swamp before he rapes you dog

"Hey, my swamp my rules. so get out of my swamp

by BRUH.MP4 September 3, 2019

swamp nuts

1. the seaty feeling on one's scrotum after a hot day, or a long time without a shower.
2. nuts that are very sweaty ( preferably gluey old sweat)

i need to shower - i've got swamp nuts.

by minghi September 27, 2003

swamp bog

Pronunciation:
\ˈswämp\ \ˈbäg\

Function: noun

1. usually vulgar: stinky, sweaty, smelly, gross, or generally foul female genital organs
2. usually vulgar: when unseen, a powerful force luring unwitting men into sin; yet when seen, smelled, or otherwise handled, a dangerous force that should repel all but often acts more like a sticky black tar - infecting all who enter with a coating of nastiness that refuses to wash clean

swamp boggy - adjective

Friend: Ohh man, that dragon that you mistook for a princess last night probably had the foulest swamp bog this side o' the Mississip. How horrible did your fingers smell this morning, Andy?

Andy: Dude, I don't think this smell will ever come off. I must have been pretty sauced.

Friend: No, not really. But its cool.

by B.Sad January 30, 2009