Salty Swordfight

The act of two men, whacking their cum covered dicks together.

Bro, I just had the best salty swordfight with my roommate.

by Swivels March 5, 2021

Swordfest

A room full of guys and no women. i.e., house party, night club, bar, etc.

Q: "Did you hit that party last night?"

A: "Dude, it was a total swordfest, I left right after I walked in!"

by Macdaddy Z June 4, 2009

swordfight

when two guys use their dicks as swords...

I was really drunk one time and I went to the bathroom where this gay guy in my frat was just finishing showering. He asked me if I wanted to have a swordfight. It was cool. I won.

by kingfish September 29, 2003

scrodfish

n. A person who lives in a hicktown who feels the compulsive need to pop his collar and be a "gansterr". Observing scrodfish in their natural habital has become quite a phenomenon around the world, and watching how they interact with those around them is always interesting.

"We're doing a lab?"
-Ooooh scrodfish...

by specs92 April 9, 2009

spornfish

A rare contemplation of what you get when you mix Shari Sporn with Gary Fisher.

If Gary Fisher and Shari Sporn were to make babies we would refer to them as Spornfish.

by rachelRIOT! January 9, 2008

Swordfishing

The act of sitting in a bathtub or other body of water with one of your bros and having an epic swordfight

I heard Evan and Andy went swordfishing last night to solve their differences, however it ended in tragic docking

by Doucheoon Mandic March 4, 2011

swordfight

n. Any event or locale where males significantly outnumber females. See penis party, sausage party, sausagefest, Georgia Tech.

Anything involving physics, computers, or engineering; strip clubs, whackass clubs.

by keyshaw January 1, 2005