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smoating

"Hey are you going to Lake Pilsbury this weekend?"

"Yeah man! I plan on smoating on the lake all day looonnnggg!"
by funfettihouse May 31, 2009
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SWAT analysis

Adapted from the business "SWOT analysis", it is a way in which someone can analyse and rate women. It focuses on 4 important aspects.

Skills: This is how well you expect them to be in bed

Wankability: This is how easy you would find it to have a wank over them (Sexiness)

Ass: How nice her ass is

Tits: How nice her tits are

You would rate each of these out of 10 then take an average giving you there overall score. Though recently a C has been added making it SWATC. This C represents cuteness as it was thought to be another important aspect.
Lets do some SWAT analysis on her.........What did you get?
by Sir rasey March 17, 2011
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SOAT

SOAT= SHORTEST OF ALL TIME
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Swat the Twat

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.
When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".
by PercyJones March 24, 2012
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smoatns

Oi Scott, SMOATNS
by miscuser October 26, 2013
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stoat belt

The ring created by two rolls of fat on a hairy males stomach causing a thick ring of belly pubes.
Example. Look at that fat fuckers stoat belt.
by Stacey von fluff July 26, 2014
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Spoataneous

When the pussy’s too wide so you gotta go anal
Kyle went to Vegas but the hallways where too big so he got spoataneous.
by Clawslaw December 14, 2019
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