swizzle sticks

Pregnancy tests.

You pee in a cup and then swizzle the test around in the cup

Hey babe? My period is late, can you swing by the pharmacy and get me some swizzle sticks?

by p3niscakes February 2, 2021

sweet swizzling

The Epitome of coolness. Something so cool that cool does not even explain it. To imagine the depth of its coolness would be like trying to imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. Yes, that cool. A person who is this cool is known as an all mighty Swizzler.

"Hey Benjamin, did you set off the cherry bomb in the girls bathroom?" "Of course. It was sweet swizzling!"

by The Rota dweller May 25, 2009

chicken swizzle

A sexual manoeuvre in which one or more of the participants will guzzle down as much chicken as humanly possible before climaxing.

Last night Marcus and I chicken swizzled for hours

by Spooketh February 22, 2021

Swizzle Dash

Lifting your girl in a doggy style position, with her legs around your thighs and holding her hand extended backwards (of course) but rotating her on your dick left and right while going in and out at the same time.

Girl, I want to Swizzle Dash you so bad. or Hey babe lets try the Swizzle Dash

by FaithfulKidd June 6, 2015

swizzle meister

One who sticks his dick in anything that moves

Johnny is a swizzle Meister. He'll fuck anything

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

chicken swizzle

A sexual manoeuvre in which one or more of the participants will guzzle down as much chicken as humanly possible before climaxing.

Last night Marcus and I chicken swizzled for hours

by Spooketh February 22, 2021

Swizzle sticking

The act of shoving a swizzle stick or similar object down an erect penis urethra, for enjoyment and or sexual pleasure: also know as cock stuffing,

I hurt my penis as I rolled over, I forgot I was swizzle sticking the night before and had left it in

by Paulcan2 March 23, 2021