swing pusher

A man who is willing to do anything to get a single parent mother into bed.

Rodney spent all afternoon washing her car and ironing her underware because he was a swing pusher.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

Swing Frees

An article of clothing that allows big Jim and the twins dick and balls to move freely or the girls boobs to hang and move freely.

Brother Ed changed out of his jeans and into his swing frees.

by Bball75 January 22, 2017

swing jaw

swing jaw - you have a swinging jaw from the effect of drugs

ie: 'you have swing jaw cos eh that magic you just took'

by taylorsteedman January 29, 2014

swing oil

the consumption of beer or other alcoholic beverages to improve performance on the golf course, i.e. to cure common golfing errors; slicing, hooking, duffing, flubbing, shanking, whiffing, etc.

Another bogey!! Man, I am playing lousy. I need some swing oil.

"I keep slicing the ball!" "Hey buddy, a little swing oil will straighten that right out!"

by Ryan Cahill August 11, 2006

swing n pinch

To defecate by squeezing out a loaf until it is about to fall, and then swinging your buttocks back and pinching it off at the apex of the swing as to impart maximum horizontal velocity to the fudge dragon. Commonly used to poop over a ledge or out of a car window.

Andy had to use the swing n pinch to avoid spreading a nutty fudge bar over his new pants.

Dick wanted to poo out of his car's window so he used the swing n pinch method.

by Nhskier4life May 29, 2007

Swing Sting

When you're on a park swing, and the sir is really cold, and you're swinging, then you jump off and a second after your feet hit the ground, they hurt like burning hell.

"AHHHHHH!!!!! Major swing sting!!!!!!!"

by T-T-T-Tia June 13, 2007

swing pipe

well hung

big swingy penis

Damn, that dude is swinging pipe!

by Sam March 4, 2005