swiffering

to clean floors with the swiffer duster.

i was swiffering my house the other day when i heard the kitchen window shatter.. i went in to look and there was a pile of shit on the floor. All the more crap to swiffer.

by 4dimensional March 25, 2004

taylor swift

A Goddess. A God ( no offense). We should all worship her. Taylor Swift if you're reading this, please marry me.

Person 1: "Hey do you believe in God?"
Person 2: " Yes, I worship Taylor Swift."

by ilovedilfs123 February 22, 2021

Taylor Swift

A white girl in her mid-twenties who is mentally, like, 85 and knits sweaters and bakes cookies for her friends while taking pictures of her cat in weird positions. Taylor Swift is an American indie/country/pop artist, and her music tends to be perfect in the time of a hard situation such as a break up, or any other life struggle such as being bullied or feeling guilty about something you did. People who hate on her are sadly ignorant and irrational.

*wails* "I just want to listen to Taylor Swift alone."

by h0nestly December 21, 2013

SILF

Sister Illd like to fuck

my sister is a SILF

by SexualityChecker July 18, 2018

Swiftie

A swiftie is an amazing person that loves Taylor Swift and are probably the best fandom and the fandom you don't wanna f*ck with :) they're the best

Swiftie: do you like Taylor Swift?
Person: ugh, no!
Swiftie: *throws person off planet earth*

by a Swiftie called **** September 8, 2018

Phil Swift

When you and your girl are doing anal and instead of ejaculating you spray flex seal in her ass

Deborah: I haven't been able to shit since we did anal what happened?
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.

by FlexSwift May 30, 2019

Taylor Swiftboated

When someone with an anti-social disorder (ego-mania, perhaps?) destroys one's moment in the limelight.

My head was rushing, I didn't know who to begin to thank, then some fucker grabbed the mic and Taylor Swiftboated my ass.

by Evil W September 15, 2009