sketish

To act like a sket. Doing sketish things involves having a new man every night, sucking rod on a hourly basis and getting her rat out at any opportunity. If you want a good example of sketish behaviour watch the film KiDULTHOOD and watch out for Becki

Yo blood, look at what dat girl doing dat some sketish behaviour

by D to the N December 8, 2006

swedish massage

Essentially same as the handjob.

My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.

by analjuggernaut November 2, 2004

swedish hand grenade

Ejaculating into a condom then tying off the end after removing said semen filled condom from the penis. The tied off condom then becomes a projectile used in urban warfare, usually thrown overhand at approaching enemy forces.

I was pounding out this chick but then her boyfriend showed up. I had to use a "Swedish Hand Grenade" just to escape.

by DON J0HNS0N July 27, 2014

Swedish fountain

The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.

You haven't lived life to the fullest until you've received a Swedish fountain.

by Twills March 25, 2011

swedish breakup

A relationship breakup, common in Sweden, where one partner neglects to inform the other of the new relationship status. Apparently due to the Swedes' cultural aversion to conflict.

Sven had broken up with Anna, only she didn't know yet - it was totally a Swedish breakup.

by Goatlady June 2, 2015

Swedish Special

The sexual act of filling your significant others asshole with Swedish Meatballs and Marinara while their ass is in the air and then eating the meatballs from their anal cavity.

-Swedish Guy "Hey, you wanna do the Swedish Special tonight?"

by DannnyBoiii January 22, 2018

Swedish touchdown

Another word for a shit

Jessica:yo yi george what u at
George:just takin a swedish touchdown

by Alan coolguywick March 28, 2018