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Swansoning

1. A phrase for when someone says something and he/she ruins the whole topic of conversation with a comment or expression.
2.The joke was suddenly ruined when my friend Swansoned it by his horrendous laugh. The joke was no longer funny and everybody realized that they just swansoned that.

3. Swansonings definition means an expression or remark expressed in a group setting that ruins the whole vibe that can never be reverted.
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cole swanson

really hot guy or girl that loves to make out with girls/guys at a young age and is not good at math but gets all the good girls that are really hot and gets to fuck at a young age. he gets in trouble alot and gets grounded hes all right at fortnite. if you find a cole swanson you will love him forever and you better get ready for it he might want to go raw!
he likes to fuck so you better get ready who ever finds a cole swanson
by k,jmhgfvgbnhjmyuhgtrfdc October 8, 2018
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Joe Swanson Syndrome

When you break your legs by risking your fucking life! Only idiots do this, and the definition namer did.
Jin: Jim just got the Joe Swanson Syndrome by trying to jump on top of a tiny ant.
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!
by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 9, 2020
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Swanson

Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly
Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson
by Studzy December 30, 2010
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Swanson

Son of a literal swan. Typically a homosexual and sometimes (rarely) a coward
What is up Swanson? NOT MUCH BIG BOY!
by Regomyrego December 13, 2018
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swanson line

Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.

Other examples:

Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.

Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014
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swanson

(noun)
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.

Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.
"Dude, check out the swanson on my Malamut! One step towards global domination!"
by Monocled General April 17, 2017
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