spasticopolous

To be surrpounded by spastic and erratic people. Nowhere to run to and you can't get out of a bad situation! When everyone around you is freaking out for no real reason, and there are so many people, you are fricken stuck!

1. To be stuck and surrounded by spastic people
2. Nowhere to run to and nowhere to hide
3. Having a BBW sitting on your face and you can't breathe for 3 minutes.. you become "spasticopolous"

I was at a parade... they were throwing beads, drinking bear... then all of a sudden people went spasticopolous when the cops showed up!

by DerekJay February 3, 2010

stastick

the act of pulling apart your buttcheeks and laying a steamy pile of poop on a womans bellybutton while peeing on her face

i totally gave that girl a stastick

by tommy salami baby May 18, 2010

Spasticky

A word that i said

My goldfish is spasticky

by CrazyRabbit18 September 29, 2019

The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009

Spastiche

Spastiche, or 'stiche', is a mixture of any available alcoholic substances usually created in the early hours of the morning. The more types of alcohol used, the higher the grade of stiche.

"Last night we made a six way Spastiche. It was amazing.."

by Tom Monaghan March 13, 2008

Swatsicle

By definition, a Nazi testicle.

Go eat a swatsicle.

by isaeed June 13, 2016

Purple Spastic Bitch

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.

That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

by Little Gimpy Man May 21, 2012