Joe Swanson Syndrome

When you break your legs by risking your fucking life! Only idiots do this, and the definition namer did.

Jin: Jim just got the Joe Swanson Syndrome by trying to jump on top of a tiny ant.
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!

Joe Swanson Syndrome by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 9, 2020

Cindy Swanson 

When you get your Master's Degree in Iowa City, if you know what I mean.

I may be older, but I did get a Cindy Swanson. *wink wink*

Cindy Swanson by brownbikini October 27, 2017

jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.

DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!

jared swanson by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017

sweaty swanson 

A sexual act consisting of several steps. First a man must complete an extremely rigorous gym session consisting mainly of squats lunges and any other from of leg workout. immediately after the gym the man goes home to his partner. He then removes his pants and scoops his taint with his hands. He then rubs that sweaty juice onto the the inside of the vaginal lips and proceeds to give his partner oral sex.

Bro after the gym last night i gave her a good old sweaty swanson.

sweaty swanson by Zày December 15, 2017

Brad Swanson 

“It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”

Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it

Brad Swanson by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019

THE SWANSON 

Getting a hand job from your Mother In Law

I went to my family Thanksgiving dinner and got THE SWANSON.

THE SWANSON by DatsFukdUp December 2, 2020

Mac Swanson 

The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.

Mac Swanson is so fucking hot

Mac Swanson by Qutie man big man March 3, 2021