java surfin'

When you drink coffee and it gives you the shits.

After my morning coffee I was Java Surfin' this morning.

by Smooth Sista Wives February 24, 2017

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)

"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009

Surfing the Web

Using a web browser to search through the many home pages that make up the world wide web - also used to describe searching through the Internet as a whole.

Usualy involves an individual browsing through the internet, whilst not looking for anything in particular.

Killing time, online.

by Siona Beht June 22, 2004

shoulder surfing

To look over the shoulder(s) of a person with whom you are currently engaged in conversation to see if you can find someone 'better' to talk to.

Connotes a lack of interest in the current interlocutor and/or in what they are currently saying, and displays a desire to, if possible, upgrade to 'someone better' (e.g. of higher social status, better looks, etc.).

While engaged in a conversation with a person at a party, you could be accused of (or at least suspected to be) "shoulder surfing" if you look over his/her shoulder(s) to check out who else is in attendance.

by p.s. February 8, 2006

Facebook Surfing

Verb. Clicking on a friend's profile and then clicking on profiles under the mutual friends section to find out information about random friends. Usually happens when one is bored on a Friday night.

Guy 1: Dude, i was facebook surfing last night and I found out that Kelly's dating Chuck!

by PRicanFury September 12, 2010

swag surfing

To be fly and be able to move through matters in an easy maner or to be able to go through your life soley on your swagger.

I've been just swag surfing for the past few days

by iandakid23 May 29, 2009

Suraiya

An amazing friend and the whole package. Suraiya is sweet enter and sexy. She's a freak in the sheets and a cutie outside of them. Suraiya is an undercover innocent girl.

'Suraiya is so great'

by Mayzy7262 May 17, 2017