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Surely Marlarkey

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.
Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.
by Milan Mistakey July 28, 2008
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surebang

A woman who shows interest in sleeping with you without any input by you whatsoever.

After you do a woman a favor and she "owes you one"

A slutty ex-girlfriend who will do you anytime anywhere
After you help a woman jumpstart her car, she's a surebang.

The cashier at the grocery store that always hits on you, she's a surebang.

"Man, she was hitting on you, she's a surebang."

Tim "I can't hook up with anyone"

Chuck "Call Ashley, she's a surebang"
by Thad Neal September 28, 2006
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Sure Mou

A reasuance to a statement, usually an amusing statement or a statement hard to believe
Friend: I got engaged yesterday

Me: Sure Mou
by Instagram @askz_officialz March 28, 2019
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Suerte

Suerte, my man.
by 25IMF July 2, 2019
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testicular subterfuge

(n.) A deceptive stratagem meant to evade a troublesome situation by grabbing, crushing, stepping on, slapping, kicking, or merely flicking, or otherwise violently treating another's testicles in order to distract the other person, who is typically an adversary who causes, or maintains, the troublesome situation which one intends to evade.
Joe kicked John in the crotch, a classic testicular subterfuge, in order to escape from John.
by Nebojsa March 7, 2008
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im not sure actually

What someone says when they don't want to answer a question because they don't want to reveal the embarrassing truth.
Scott: So Bill, when did you first have sex?
Bill: Im not sure actually. It was a long time ago.
by OilikProfessional December 14, 2009
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Sure, why not?

The way to end any and all conversations, discussions and arguments. The "whatever" of the new millennium.
Jane: "Do you think Obama is too thin to be the new President?"
Joe: "Sure, why not?"

Dan: "Hey, will you come and help me with some examples for this entry on Urban Dictionary?"
Leah: "Sure, why not?"

Dave: "Do you think that God, or perhaps even some higher spiritual power, does, actually exist?"
You: "Sure, why not?"
by Daniel_1982 September 28, 2008
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