Surf Homer

Generally refers to a large group of soccer parents who, despite being abused by a popular youth soccer club based in San Diego, continue to sing its praises.
Me: Hey Som & Deb why do you continue to trudge through muddy horse manure laden parking lots to deal with pretentious parents and snotty kids when there are a million other clubs out there?

Them: Because we love Surf and need the Surf patch to validate our self worth!

Me: You are such Surf Homers!
by usernamenotfound401 December 18, 2014
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vagina surfing

When you've gotten a girl nice and wet, then you jump up and slam your toes inside her yelling "hang ten" and ride the wave
Its not vagina surfing if you dont yell "HANG TEN"
by roscoeuk April 08, 2015
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Cow Surfing

Mounting a large woman, slapping her on the behind and riding the wave.
Man that girl Joe was with was soooo big. Dude must be into cow surfing or something!
by ERROR_NAN July 23, 2010
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bone surfing

The whore was bone surfing on my dick for an hour!
by Elgondo December 29, 2008
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bed surfing

Similar to couch surfing, except the primary goal is to sleep with your host or fuck and share the same bed.
I hosted a couch surfer but she ended up being a bed surfer.

She asked if I was into bed surfing, so clearly the response was yes.
by TheFrias November 03, 2013
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bourbon surfing

Walking down Bourbon Street with the intentions of finding half drank alcoholic drinks and half smoked cigarettes.
Last night we went Bourbon surfing and got totally wasted.
by grheaume March 08, 2012
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chick surfing

Dude lets go chick surfing at the club tonight.
by Corzocl December 28, 2007
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