A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.
Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"
by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 4, 2006
Get the funnel cake sundae mug.An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.
I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.
Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...
John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.
Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...
John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.
by Yeret February 8, 2015
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Also known as the Chronicles of Narnia Rap. It was originally shown on SNL performed by Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg. It has grown and become one of the funniest videos of all-time, the rest is internet lore.
Lazy Sunday wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing
Hello?
What up Parns?
Yo Samberg what's crackin'?
You thinking what I'm thinking? (Narnia!) Then it's happening.
But first my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.
Where's the movie playing?
Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True that. (Double true!)
68th and Broadway (Step on it sucker!)
What you what to do Chris?
Snack attack motherfucker!
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? (Gonna pack it up nice.)
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a ten before.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater. Ticket buying what we're handlin'.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest.
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it's going to get tragic.
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic.
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Call Parnell just to see how he's doing
Hello?
What up Parns?
Yo Samberg what's crackin'?
You thinking what I'm thinking? (Narnia!) Then it's happening.
But first my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape.
Just hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, baker's dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes cousin.
Where's the movie playing?
Upper West Side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. (That's a good one, too.)
Google maps is the best. True that. (Double true!)
68th and Broadway (Step on it sucker!)
What you what to do Chris?
Snack attack motherfucker!
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced.
You got the backpack? (Gonna pack it up nice.)
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious.
Yo reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a ten before.
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater. Ticket buying what we're handlin'.
You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we're dropping Hamiltons.
Parked in our seats, movie trivia's the illest.
What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it's going to get tragic.
We're about to get taken to a dream world of magic.
The Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Yes, the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
We love the Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
Pass that Chronic (What?) Cles of Narnia.
by psycho killah July 30, 2008
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First reference was made in a Season 2 episode of HBO's "True Blood" when Tara's intuitive cousin, Lafayette, referred to her mysterious then-lover, Eggs, as "Satan in a beautiful Sunday hat"
First reference was made in a Season 2 episode of HBO's "True Blood" when Tara's intuitive cousin, Lafayette, referred to her mysterious then-lover, Eggs, as "Satan in a beautiful Sunday hat"
To victims of Ted Bundy would now probably refer to him as Satan in a Sunday Hat despite the fact that he had the eyes of crazed sonofabitch.
by maddywoo January 7, 2010
Get the Satan In A Sunday Hat mug.Spooky Scary Sunday (aka SSS) Is a show where the one and only Coryxkenshin has his fans send him on twitter some scary videos for him to react. If you get picked, you get a shoutout! go follow coryxkenshin on twitter at @CoryxKenshin get some snacks, and enjoy the show :)
by SubToCK September 24, 2020
Get the spooky scary sunday mug.A limbo.. where you really want to do something fun, but you know you have something like school work to do, so you don't do what you want to do because you think you're gonna start working soon, but then it's hours later and you have done neither what you wanted to do nor what you need to do.
I really want to play Pokemon right now, but I need to study for my Spanish test because today is Sunday and tomorrow is Monday.
*three hours later*
Man, I really want to play Pokemon right now, but I still haven't studied for my Spanish test.
*three hours later*
Man, I really want to play Pokemon right now, but I still haven't studied for my Spanish test.
by WalruSeth April 7, 2013
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Also the day when people are supposed to go to church but don't go because of hangovers or just forget.
Also the day when people are supposed to go to church but don't go because of hangovers or just forget.
by connor93 April 19, 2008
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