Success

Success is defined as the accomplishment of a set goal, target or an objective within a specified or desired time or period. -Emeasoba George

Success is direct opposite of failure.

by Emeasoba George July 14, 2018

Spackcess

(Disabled Access)

The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.

Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.

These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.

'Predictably, the newly installed spackcess lift at the bingo hall has failed to decrease the volume of spack droppings that the caretaker must bleach and steam out of the carpets on a daily basis'.

OR

'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 12, 2021

suckcess

-a hugely satisfying accomplishment that merits a hugely satisfying blow job.

Roberto: Babe, I got promoted to head photocopier engineer today!

Esmeralda: Holy motherload! What a suckcess! Hmmm..I think you deserve a trip to heaven tonight. See you on the BJ Express!

by Jorgitooo February 18, 2010

successorexia

Seemingly instant success celebrities (and others) seem to gain once they have lost enough weight to appear to be possibly on the more anorexic side of life.

"Brittany Murphy/Hillary Duff/Jessica Simpson/Nicole Richie/Teri Hatcher etc...sure is famous now."
"I know, she looks great."
"It must be the successoriexia."
"Maybe if I drop to 20 pounds below my thinnest possible weight ever, I too will gain success."
"I'd bet on it."

Successorexia: Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie turned celeb magazines into Gray's Anatomy. Count the ribs!
*taken from Socialitelife.com, ref. New York Post*

by Lolololori May 4, 2006

Sweet Smell of Success

Odor that comes from the vagina the day after a night of good sex.

My boyfriend and I woke up in the morning to the Sweet Smell of Success.

by Sex Talk Lady May 1, 2005

Presidential Order of Succession

Under the 25th Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America (1967), in the event that the President of the United States, for any reason, is unable to continue the Presidential duties, this is the order that is followed to determine whom will succeed to the Presidency. The most immediate official on the list will always be the next in line (unless that official, as well, is unable to continue his or her duties). An official, though his or her office may be part of the succession, will be passed over for the succession if he or she does not meet all of the requirements set forth by the United States Constitution. This list is also known as the Order of Presidential Succession. The order is:

Vice President of the United States
Speaker of the House of Representatives
President Pro-Tempore of the United States Senate
Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security

The Presidential Order of Succession has never been utilized beyond the point of Vice President.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

successorize

Noun: Item of clothing or apparel used to make you look or feel more successful

Daniella used her fake glasses to successorize when going to work on Friday. Instantly her coworkers thought she looked smarter.

by CaseyLillet March 19, 2010