Summit-County comma

Named for the County in Ohio in which this particular ailment seems to be common.

A comma placed at a ludicrous position in a sentence, but specifically when placed directly after the subject and before the verb.

"The bright blue car, stopped at the stop light." is a sentence containing the Summit-County comma.

by delink December 23, 2008

summon the goblin

When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.

Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.

Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.

by Primaries101 November 17, 2022

anal summoning

when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass

Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.

by blurrylights February 13, 2019

Bro Summit

A pilgrimage of best friends to a central location to celebrate the aforementioned friendship. Often male dominated, the festivities include golfing, football games, heckling, fraternizing with other males, and dipping your testicles in hot mustard.

Conversations with females are strictly discouraged during a bro summit.

Where is this winter's Bro Summit? Ski haus in Vermont or New Year's in The City?

This fall's Bro Summit will be held in B.A.C.K.: Boston, A Cooter Kingdom.

by Fourbroko November 29, 2010

Summit

Summit is a town in central New Jersey. Close to the Short Hills Mall and NYC. After reading all the definitions for this town I just had to clear up a few things. Yes, we are quite a wealthy town but NO we do not all go out and get drunk every weekend. We have a great education system and we all end up going to pretty good colleges! I guess everyone hates us because all they hear about us Summit people is that we are rich and snobby. People everywhere do stupid stuff like that and it isn't everyone (although it is a lot of people) and we are not all rich! So when you hear people are from summit don't immediately hate us. We aren't all spoiled dimwits and most of us are actually nice people. We also have Magic Fountain and if you want ice-cream you better be nice ;)

Human Being: I am from Summit

Other Human Being: You must be snobby, rich, and a drunk!

Human Being: Nice to meet you too?? Um...I'm going to walk away now...Bye

by AGirlWithAName June 1, 2011

Semming

The act of gay sex in front of one's cat.

Bruce and B.H. were really Semming in front of B.H.'s cat.

by gigi FN July 11, 2011

sumfing

Sumfing - A thing of some kind. The same as something only pronounced in a silly matter.

"There is sumfing in my soupy."

by Garrett Thorne August 9, 2006