Slapified

When you slap it, it becomes slapified.

A guy walks by a girl and slaps her butt.
Her: Why did you do that?
Him: I slapified you!

by Danny x3 May 14, 2010

Stumptified

To be stuck, like a tree stump, in utter disbelief

I can't believe that slut ass bitch whore was fucking my associate in our bed. I'm completely stumptified!

by ferciouskniff November 21, 2010

stupired

To be so tired that you get stupid.

*Driving in car*
"God, I'm like stupired right now"
*drifts into oncoming traffic laughing hysterically.*

by baddriver78 July 21, 2011

Stonified

Any person, place, thing or thought that has any amount of stoner-like characteristics.

1- Aye, what's up girl I see you wit dem pot leaf earrings. Let's roll a hog-leg and get stonified.

2- Fuck buh, did you see lil cuh had dem pot leaf Huf socks on wit dem retro 7s? Ma-Fuckas legs was straight stonified.

by charlzard January 11, 2016

Sumified

sumified is a word to explain that someone is amazing, à queen and absolutely fashionable. it can be used about things too that look cool or just in general very likeable.

you're so sumified, she's so sumified, that is so sumified

by heavenvshell May 21, 2020

Stuppied

Getting pegged with an overly large, unrealistic fantasy dildo by surprise and against your will.

Man, Matt walked in the door, his wife set a trip line, cut his pants off and stuppied the hell out of him.

by FartBuckets September 15, 2020

Starified

When you're so scared of something that all you can do is stare.

Dan Carlile was caught cheating at a casino. When he saw the men that were break his legs, he was completely starified.

by FallenNightmare October 3, 2020