Student Loan

n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.

Tim: Hey, I just got approved for a student loan!
Fred: Want to go to Taco Bell?
Tim: Sorry, I just took out a student loan.

by dphornguygo to Taco Bell? Tim: September 16, 2012

michael stipe

Lead singer of the rockband REM. His obscure and cryptic lyrics, along with his weird personality and particular voice, played a big part in the huge success of the band.

What was Michael thinking when he wrote this?

by Turbodent December 19, 2004

Student loans

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context

Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

gary stue

A gary stue is the term used by (usually) online roleplayers to define an overpowered character.

John's character, the Elvish Mage, has 100 magic stat points! Such a gary stue.

by anus destroyer November 15, 2013

rcc student confessions

A confession forums on facebook, similar to other confession forums, using the Survey Monkey survey test to anonymously confess. Gabe Alvarez, who has shockingly bland and tasteless humor, is the administrator. Gabe Alvarez is a tool, and needs to fix his teeth because they look like someone knocked over a bag with a bunch of scrabble pieces. The Confessions page supposedly caters to the Riverside Community College students, yet only a few followers are from the college, many have either moved on, dropped out or go to the JFK highschool. (I.e. Keith T. is a construction worker who went for only a few semesters).

Stranger 1: "Hey man do you use RCC student confessions???"
Stranger 2: "No man, I am straight unlike Gabe Alvarez"

by Ttman June 23, 2015

stuperb

adj: Term coined, to the best of this author's knowledge, by Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson. A combination of "stupid" and "superb," it is a cousin of the term, craptacular. As the parent words suggest, this word is used to charactarize the rare occurence of something being simultaneously ingenious and pointless.

Most Rube Goldberg devices and 1980's action flicks fall under the category of stuperb.

by ScabNainz August 8, 2006

Souper Bowl of Caring

a charitable organization that utilizes Super Bowl weekend by motivating youth to collect monetary and food donations, alleviating hunger and poverty in America.

I give back to the community through the Souper Bowl of Caring by passing soup pots in my church on Super Bowl Sunday!

by rsnlaud August 28, 2008