happy stagger

Noun: A phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. This is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.

Verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one's face.

Example 1: The other night I had so much fun! My happy stagger was all over the place!

Example 2: Man, John is having a great night but it's probably time to have him happy stagger home.

by kflare3 January 10, 2013

McDonald's stagger

When you're so drunk you can't drive, so you stagger through the McDonald's drive-thru on foot

Damn look at this asshole, stumbling through that drive-thru... he got dat McDonald's stagger.

by dan! January 6, 2013

Louisville Slugger

A wooden, classic baseball bat with a large iron (preferably rusty) nail protruding from the barrel of the bat. The barrel of the bat is usually the thicker end of the bat.

yea, good thing i got mi louisville slugger!!

by L-to the-O-to the-L September 15, 2010

stuggered

cross between stuffed and buggered

i worked hard today and now i am stuggered

by leahjet February 17, 2010

Slugger

Slugger is a Portmanteau (mash of different words).

The two blended words are ugly and slut. Slugger meaning ugly slut.

She's a slugger and she knows it.

by BR19337 June 20, 2016

Stigger

When a white person is openly racist but dosent’ want to say n-word in school.

Shut up you stigger

by Ilivemilfs089653 December 3, 2021

San Jose Super Slugger

Start out by renting a hotel room. Then, kidnap a midget and drug him, preferably with some roofies. If the roofies arent available, slam his head into a door. Be careful as to not have the doorknob hit him in the temple or it could cause instant death. With the midget unconscious, call a pimp and order a hooker. A black one with an attitude will work the best. When she gets to the room, make sure you are well hidden. As she walks in, hit her over the head with a hammer and knock her out. While she is out cold, penetrate all of her orifices a few times over. Bonus points are awarded if you can fuck her pussy, ass and mouth 3 times each, blowing a load each time, and having the hooker never awaken. Upon completion, tape a wooden nickle between her tits. Drag the midget into the room and drape his arm around her. Go outside and hide in the bushes and wait for the angry hooker to awaken. She will call her pimp in disgust. While the pimp is on the way, the midget should awaken. When the pimp arrives, he will have the hooker hold the midget while he plays hard ball with the midgets head. If done correctly, with one swing of the bat, the pimp will send the midgets head deep into the center of town, thus pulling off the San Jose Super Slugger.

Oh man Dean, the other night I did it, I pulled off a San Jose Super Slugger!

by captain commode October 10, 2009