PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder)

The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.

EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"

EXAMPLE
Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.

by dbp0011 November 19, 2016

scrussy

A vagina that has a scrotum.

The romantic gargoyle gently caressed it's scrussy on my face.

by Poodlequeef February 15, 2017

stress boner

n. either a literal or figurative erection brought forth by an extremely anxious or suspenseful event. Often accompanied by extreme tenseness and frustration.

Post stress boner symptoms include immediate acceptance and relief.

I've got a thousand on Miami and we're down by 2 with 4 seconds in the fourth, what a fuckin stress boner.

Next in line for an oral presentation.

Meeting the girlfriends parents for the first time.

Jenga and anything delicate that requires careful handling.

Already late for work and hit traffic, railroad crossing, or drawbridge.

by ScoBoJuBi January 13, 2008

Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD)

Similar to PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), PLSD is a disorder that occurs when a human experiences a long period of lethargy (the person has done “nothing”) to then return to a stressful environment such as school or work. Usually accompanied by mild to dysfunctional depression and suicidal thoughts. Other known related symptoms are insomnia, tiredness, and emoness.

"After spring break, 203 people were diagnosed with Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD). Of these victims, 23 committed suicide the following Monday. The other 180 reported bouts of tiredness and a few reported cases of emoness.

'Yes, it is a growing concern, especially affecting people as young as 13 years old!' says Dr. Gibbons of the PLSD Research Facility of Orange County"

- The Washington Post

by buttfreckle December 1, 2010

Stress box

Public phone in jail that only sends collect calls, and does not receive calls.

After the quake all these sorry suckers jumped on the stress box. Funny chumps.

by CarlitoSheen April 13, 2013

Strassini

A tale of All-American failure.

To be exposed as a fraud.

The guy is a Strassini.
He was exposed to be a Strassini

by nWo4life May 23, 2013

Stress Shitting

When someone is stressed to the point that they frequently have to shit. This may also compromise the "integrity" of said shit.

"Are you guys excited for the performance tonight?"
"Yeah I am, but Steve has been stress shitting all morning."

by TwerkItHard May 14, 2014