stroodlism

an almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles

Manny: Are you religious?

Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism

Manny: Oh me too! #stroodlehourlife

by a fellow Stroodler September 12, 2020

meat stroke

It is a condition in which some one has been subjected to a large amount of penis or an overly large penis. Symptoms are as follows; Throbbing headache, Dizziness and light-headedness, Lack of sweating despite the heat Red, hot, and dry skin, Muscle weakness or cramps, Nausea, Rapid heartbeat, which may be either strong or weak, Rapid, shallow breathing, Behavioral changes such as confusion, disorientation, or staggering Seizures Unconsciousness

Hey you see the video that Ray J gave Kim Kardashian meat stroke? I bet Kanye couldn't do it.

Yo last night me and the girlfriend put on a porno and I gave that bitch meat stroke, she threw up all over the bed.

Dude Billy has been bitching all day about his headache he must have had some serious meat stroke.

by The West Coast Warlord July 2, 2012

Strokey nonce

Morgan

He referred to his girlfriend as a child, because he was a proper strokey nonce.

by Ily Morgan xoxo December 5, 2018

The Strokes

A brilliant band who brought about the garage punk/rock revolution. Ahh... The Strokes are not British.

Julian Casablancas is the fucking bomb!

by C December 13, 2003

stroke that thang cuzzo

“Stroke that thang cuzzzo” is another saying for gimme three in basketball, which is a three pointer

When the person release the ball from the free point line u yell“stroke that thang cuzzo” nd hope it go in😂

by Ysl.shawtyy December 13, 2022

Stroob

Meryl Streeps fantastic boobs. Streep + Boob = Stroob.

"Omg, did you see that dress Meryl was wearing the other day?"

"Why yes I did, it made her stroobs look fabulous!"

by Leocadia September 3, 2009

Strokin'

To make love to the woman that you love the best.
You can stroke it to the East or the West.

I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said,
"I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'"

**What a woman says when you are strokin'
'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter'

by ClarenceCarter May 27, 2009