strangling a cat

when someone is singing very badly...
as in the sound a cat would make if you where choking it.

(in a kareoke bar)..

"Jesus Christ! Is someone strangling a cat?!"

by jjjj23467 October 9, 2008

Saransh

Hope to you soon .My eyes are waiting since months to see you

I love you saransh

by hiSaransh.Iloveyou January 7, 2022

strangulationship

when one side of the relationship asphyxiates the other by befriending every social contact, frequenting all the same locations, stalking online and ignoring repeated attempts of the victim to flee.

usually performed from behind as the victim didn't realize the relationship even existed, because there was only one social interaction

steve: so, are you and that chick dating now? she's all over your facebook and keeps showing up at our bar.

bob: no, we slept together once, and now i'm trying to break out of the hold.

steve: break out of the hold?

bob: yeah, strangulationship.

by alainmke January 20, 2011

Hobo strange

To have intimate relations with a person of any gender that would be considered so grody, that, upon commencement of such inglorious deeds you feel compelled to give said person a sandwich and five dollars.

"Dude, where's my five bucks?"

"Sorry man, I'm out."

"What do you mean, you're out?"

"I got some hobo strange last night and I just needed to give that bitch five bucks."

"Man, you tapped that?!? That was nasty!"

by Droz72 May 28, 2013

The reverse stranger

The opposite of the stranger.

Instead of sitting on your hand until its numb before you masturbate so it feels like you are getting a hand-job from a stranger, sit on your dick until it's numb before you masturbate so it feels like you are giving someone else a hand-job.

George Michael likes to give himself the reverse stranger to practice giving strangers hand-jobs in public restrooms.

by rusty T-bone August 18, 2010

find a stranger in the alps

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski. It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass.

"You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?"

by talley June 6, 2006

Saranac

A small town along Rt. 3 in Upstate NY, which is commonly mistaken with Saranac Lake, which is a different town altogether. Also known as 'That place where people eat rocks and are basically Canadian.'

"Dude, where you from?"
"Saranac."
"Lake? In Upstate NY?"
"NO! IT'S JUST SARANAC!"

by -Zoop~Whoop January 14, 2013