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milf in training

a hott woman who happens to be pregnant
if Eva Lonoria was pregnant, she would be a "milf in training"
by kenny callinan March 28, 2008
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strapping young lad

Canadian metal band, sonical equivalent of thermonuclear bomb formed by demented human being called Devin Townsend. Each of their CDs is almost constant stream of musical detonations. Essence of metal energy, deprived of all fancy ideologies and unnecesary musical sophistication, just drilllike riffs, lightning fast drumming by Gene "Atomic Clock" Hoglan and insane vocals and anger done by Devin himself. Band created as a heavy metal parody becomes much more crushing and emotional engaging than most of dark-n3kr0-and-whatnot tr00 metal bands. If you like music which sounds like nice melodies burned under thick layer of industrial noises, barbed wire and few tons of nails + ultrafast drumming and exquisite vocals - try SYL.
Just listen to the "City" album.
by Zee Kat December 31, 2004
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Potty training

Potty training is when you train your kid to use the restroom correctly
Mom : sweetie, I'm going to work tomorrow
James:ok
Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.
by Happy pet story name:Coyote August 21, 2016
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Self-stranging

When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.
After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.
by sKedUlinGsavAnt September 27, 2013
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strapping

Having a sturdy muscular physique; robust
A strapping young amishman, that AJ Robinson.
by kellly September 11, 2005
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terrorist training camps

A remotely located facility where masked men of unknown ethnicity are trained to use monkey bars and jump around a lot with guns while someone record a grainy videotape.
"They are mastering the monkey bars in remote terrorist training camps."
by Berka Berka August 9, 2006
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tampon-training

A man who wears a tampon in his ass for the entire time the woman in his life is on her period in order for him to identify with her. When she changes hers he too is allowed to change his.
His days of tampon-training made him more sensitive to her mood swings.
by Jack June 19, 2004
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