Spaghetti Straightener

A woman who turns a gay man into a straight man

That girl is a real spaghetti straightener.

by TurnThemStraight September 25, 2018

Straightors

Straightors Used for Straight people who disgust Gay People.

David: Ew look! Straight couple making out! That is so not gay!
Alex: I know right, they are Straightors!

by gayboitheepic August 7, 2020

Straightest gay person

When a person who is LGBTQ+ acts very straight (usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)

Becky is the straightest gay person I've ever met!

by Big L, loser btw November 1, 2021

straightedge

you dont have to be hardcore emo to be straightedge. you just dont drink/dont smoke/dont fuck

fuck you i dont want a smoke. im straightedge

by andie May 13, 2005

Straightedge

Someone who has respect for themselves and realizes that you do not need drugs and alcohol (and sometimes sexual intercourse) to live a happy and prosperous; who goes against the current of "what's cool". Although it may occur with religion, it might just be the moral value and personal beliefs of a person.

"Wanna blaze?"
"Nah, I'm straightedge."

by R-E-S-P-E-C-T March 30, 2007

straightening my hair

using an outrageously expensive heating device that slowly kills your hair in order to make it straight like asian hair

Look at what straightening my hair did!

by dancerxox9 October 16, 2008

Japanese Straightening

A way to chemically straighten one`s hair so it remains straight for 6 months to a year. Usually takes up to five hours and can cost anywhere from $80-$300. Damages hair a bit but leaves it stick-straight.

Odette got her hair Japanese Straightened on Saturday, and it was so shiney and straight I couldn`t believe it! Especially since she had extremely curly hair before she got Japanese Straightening.

by RichardFanx3 August 24, 2006