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Straggle Whore

A girl that wears too much make-up, hangs out with a group of girls that strive for men. These girls would do anything to attract attention, by all means by wearing shorts that go a few inches down, no bra, a wet t-shirt. They talk like they are from Jersey shore, and stalk men's facebooks.
*Walks up men*

"May I have all of your numbers?"

"No, you straggle whore."
by Scelus May 9, 2014
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Red headed strangler

A red headed strangler is a scary guy with red clown hair on the sides yet bald on top. A red headed strangler has large hands and hangs out at laundry mats. Often seen with a creepy flashlight on a hat and lots of safety pins and keys.
Omg, babe! There's the red headed strangler! He is so scary!
by Seaweed the Rapper April 2, 2015
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pumpum stranglers

thongs that are too tight so they strangle your pumpum.
I accidentally wore pumpum stranglers to work the other day and i could NOT wait to get home to take them off!
by BlackPanther415 March 16, 2009
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toad strangler

An extremely heavy downpour of rain that can often lead to flash flooding.
That low-hanging Thunderhead Jenkins sure looks like it might produce a real toad strangler this afternoon, so keep your umbrella handy.
by Jim from Alabama January 6, 2009
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stragget

The straight version of fagget. Heavy insult for the straight ones in our midst.
Quit being a stragget. (In reference to a straight person being straight)
by UnknownByDesign July 15, 2018
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Austin Strangler

Just before climax during a blowjob, the penis is withdrawn and the partner is force-fed a mouthful of chips and queso.
Betty wanted me to come in her mouth, but I gave her an Austin strangler instead.
by Alistair Cookie June 11, 2008
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Scraggle

An individual that exudes entitlement but is undeniably scraggly. They typically do not understand the worth of second-hand goods, believing them to be worth more than they are out of convenience. In extreme cases, they may be deluded to a state of self importance and wiseacre. Often wear paint spattered or old clothes
Scraggle: Hey there bud! How much do you want to buy this used lawn mower for?
Normal Passerby: Oh, no thanks I'm good.
Scraggle: Whatdaya mean? Im tryin to give you a deal bud! This is a classic HR195! Bud, Im an expert at these and I've got a friend in Essex who tunes them!
Normal Passerby: Um, i dont have a lawn, sorry.
Scraggle: Tsch! You could just sell it to your friend Bud! Ive got these model ships painted with Rust-Oleum Deck sealant too. Yup, sold than sombich for $13.17 the other day. (sucks teeth) Yup.
Normal Passerby: Excuse me?
Scraggle: This kitty litter is barely use too bud! Just ignore the smaller chunks and its like new bud! My wife in the rascal will load a trash bag it in your car for 5 bucks!
Normal Person: Whoa, What! Um i gotta go...
Scraggle: Come on man what your problem? Shit is good shit! Pfttt, you don't know a good deal man. Hey! Bud! Ive got Nickleback T-shirts Bud!......
by big phoetus March 4, 2017
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