Stokeball

A bastardisation of the world's favourite sport of football that involves the centre-halves lumping the ball as hard as they possibly can to an enormous centre forward. This sport require s significantly less talent than the popular sport of football.

However, it does cost a lot of money to put together a Stokeball team which differentiates it from the hoofball played by Wimbledon and Heart of Midlothian teams of old.

Stokeball works particularly well when you pick up 14,000 fairweather fans when you go up a division.

A fifty yard pass from defence to a 6' 8" centre-forward. Lovely bit of Stokeball there.

by Dangerous Dave Angell September 2, 2012

Surfers Stoke

When you're beyond stoked about surfing the next morning that you cannot sleep.

Dan: I just want it to be morning, i can't wait to paddle out to pipeline!
Anne: Ahh i see you got surfers stoke

by Rach babyy July 27, 2011

josh stokes

josh stokes is not a mear boy but a freak. nothing on earth can give definition to what he does or how he does it. perhapes we should sit back in a child like glee and observe his meaningless frolacking.

josh has befor now: drunk a bottle of wisky to him self, broke bottles amongst other items over his head and he has a hobby of jumping out of moving cars trailes etc.

by dont really know March 31, 2005

Stoke on trent

Stoke on trent the city no one knows about.

Stoke on trent is home to the 6 towns which are

Fenton
Tunstall
Longton
Stoke

Burslem - the mother town

Hanley.
Home to the orginal pottery that many families used all over the country wedgewood, churchill, royal doulton so on and so forth.
Stoke on trent is not a bad place to live.

Where are you from?
Stoke on trent.
Wheres that
Rolls eyes inbetween Manchester and birmingham

by British bird March 5, 2019

The Stakeout Method

(noun) A method for getting a person that you think is attractive to notice you

Person 1: "How are you gonna get that sexy sorority girl in our English class to notice you?"
Person 2: "I think it's time to put The Stakeout Method into full effect.

by Stakeoutpioneer April 14, 2015

Josh stokes

A really fit guy, who is the king of random things, and who is so cute and loveable which makes it so easy to love him.

really can't think of one

by sammy April 5, 2005

Stokeld

A charming, intelligent and strikingly handsome go-getting young charmer.

That Joe guy is a real Stokeld. I want his babies.

by Nameless One September 4, 2004