my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

by Mirukal October 17, 2020

My dog stepped on a bee

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court

I'm not feeling good my dog stepped on a bee.

by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023

lippidy skippedy the hom dippidy

Used when playing HON (Heroes of newerth) when pwning noobs derp derp.. soff ridis

lippidy skippedy the hom dippidy woop woop derp derp

by skippedy October 7, 2010

shipped

When the thought of two spicific people dating becomes wanted

"I soo think that Hannah and Clay should be shipped"

by Im A Frog April 14, 2017

nobody stepped on it rule

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that's currently on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.

Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody stepped on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008

by SmellsPrettyBad March 6, 2008

.exe has stopped working

Usually when someone is very confused in a text conversation they would send a meme that reads out: “___.exe has stopped working” This originated from a Windows pop-up message if a window takes too long to respond.

Guy #1: Everything in the world is either made of bananas or not bananas...

Guy #2: *Guy #2.exe has stopped working*

Guy #1: lol

by Fingynium July 26, 2020

I slipped

Slipping through the back door during sex. When a man wants to have anal sex, they pretend their penis slipped out of the girls vagina, and into the girls anus

What are you doing?! I slipped!

by Lilbitch August 18, 2017