stelly

1) usually the act of one male performing oral sex on another male

2) oral stimulation of the penis through homosexual contact

3) can be used as a term for any type of oral sex performed on the male genitalia by male or female

tony: yo Dan, i just saw Dave getting a stelly from that guy he was talking to at the bar.

vladimir: NO WAY!

by blisko May 16, 2006

steely eyed poser

A term used to describe someone who knows the lingo of all the real warriors, killers, and violence slingers... but has never really actually lived that lifestyle. One who has probably got some buddies or some mundane connections to that world and uses those befuddled connections to gain just enough knowledge to sound a little credible on the subject to others like him on blogs and such. The term is a play on words of the phrase " steely eyed killer" which is a way to desciribe those who are or who have lived the life of performance of violence and warriorship on demand.

Vague martial arts credentials, hazy claims of SEAL knowledge, LARPING and queer adoration for all things spec ops (without actually being spec ops) are definitely signs that you are dealing with a steely eyed poser. Or a 14 year old boy.

Blogger A- " Wow I did this blog. This guy is real high speed and he sounds just like those guys from the Predator movie. A real steely eyed killer, ya know?

Blogger B- "No, I bet he paints dolls and SEAL action figures. Probably more like a steely eyed poser."

by jrfwhoamreallymlk March 23, 2010

Steely

Is a hardcore person who is not afraid of doing things others won't. Is mentally strong!

Jane is steely, she went and asked HIM out

by Little bean February 25, 2017

Steely Dan

a large, hand crafted dildo. the dildo is made by molding feces into the designated design and then sticking the dildo in the freezr. after the steely dan is completed, it is then inserted into a female's FUPA, or 'Fat Upper Pussy Area". steely dans are a great frozen treat if used on a nice warm day.

Yo, did you see that chicks steely dan????? that shit looks like a floppy jalopy!

by hhs.pickle.monster January 28, 2010

steely dan

Slang for the Steel Reserve 40 oz beverage, also called High Gravity, and 211. Steely Dan is by far the foulest tasting 40 commonly available on the market.
Steely Dan, like Mad Dog, is consumed by members of the Trinity KKD fraternity because only real men would willingly submit themselves to a Steely Dan.

You ready to meet Steely Dan?
Oh yeah, bring it on, I'm going to make Steely Dan my bitch!

by IHaveMetalTeeth May 1, 2007

Steplar

Steplar. To be one that is liked by many, loathed by some and has the patience and heart of a saint.

Damn, he is one fine steplar.

by andrew8934 March 18, 2009

steely mcbeam

When a man gives a woman the business while wearing a hardhat and eating something from McDonalds (commonly a Big Mac)

I gave this real drunk girl a Steely McBeam last night at Pendleton's.

by Brian B. and Matt P. January 2, 2009