Starter Wife

The woman a man marries while in training for his trade, who is there for him, has his children, runs his home and contributes in every way while his career is being established, and then when he has made it career-wise, he ditches her for a younger version who coos over and worships him.

"I ditched my starter wife for a younger version who coos over and worships me. She's not as smart but this works for me."

by ChanceMeeting August 12, 2014

Starship

Starship

Currently a classified government project, it is impossible to know the exact function of a starship; however, it could be any of the following:

-A spacecraft used for the interstellar travel of an old bald guy, a man with stylish hair, the black version of the X-men character Cyclops, a Klingon, a ginger doctor, an almost-human woman, and an emotionless walking computer.

-An aerial vehicle similar to a private jet used for the sole purpose of transporting celebrities from place to place.

-Or an attempt at a real life version of the Warpstar from the Kirby video game series.

The only fact about starships that has been released to the general public so far is that they were meant to fly.

Starships were meant to fly.

by CIA Head Chief September 10, 2012

it started

A polictically-correct way to say the word "retarded," a la the Black Eyed Peas song "Let's Get It Started."

Tom: Oh man, Jim, I was heading to school today and I saw a BUNCH of retarded kids walking to their special school.
Teacher: Thomas Joseph Wilkins! You know not to use such language in the classroom!
Tom: Sorry, Mrs. Peterson. What happened was I saw a bunch of it started kids on the way to school. They were so it started that I went up and stole a bunch of money from each of them and they didn't even notice, and then I pushed one of them over, laughed at him, and yelled "get out of the way, it start!"
Teacher: That's much better Thomas.

by Nicholas D October 19, 2005

Starter Friend

A person you may hang out with when you go to a new city, new job or new school that you know you would never hang out with once you met some real people worth hanging out with

Girl: "what ever happened to what's his name from your work?"
Boy: "oh, i met some chill people at work so i don't hang out with him anymore. he was just a starter friend."

by NoUse4AName July 11, 2007

Starter Pack

Certain objects, characteristics, or actions that make up a particular type of person.

The "How to get rich with no talent" starter pack: camera, porn service, be Kim K

The high school starter pack: early alarms, "what's the homework" texts, advil

by Whiteboy17 November 17, 2014

Starter Boyfriend

A boyfriend you have as practice for real relationships you plan to have in the future. Like a Starter Marriage this relationship is simply built on the idea of convenience.

If you date someone for the pure experience, without real desire for the relationship to last. A relationship for practice.

A Starter Boyfriend is never a committed relationship.

by CCbbbyy311 October 7, 2009

cobra starship

Probably one of the only bands that will admit their lyrics are cheesy. With everything from cheer chants to spunky pop beats, Cobra Starship is the band that makes you smile, laugh, dance, and sing along all at the same time. With members Gabe Saporta (lead singer), Alex Suarez (bass), Ryland Blackinton (guitar), Victoria Asher, knows as Vicky-T, (keytar), and Nate Novarro (drums), this is most likely one of the most lyrically hilarious yet true bands of our generation.

"Cobra Starship makes me want to get up out my seat and dance like a monkey"

by pinkfuzzyelephants October 23, 2009