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Stale Sausage

An errection that may also have an unusual crusty look to it or a displeasing smell thus displaying similar traits to a sausage that has passed its expiration date.
Man: Fancy a ride on my stale sausage?
Woman: Christ no! God knows what I'll catch with that thing.
by WackyZ The P December 14, 2009
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status stalker

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.
When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??
by Philosophistry March 6, 2010
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Stalker Pause

The period that someone waits after seeing something new on facebook, so that they wont seem like a stalker.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw you "liked" her picture, about 15 seconds after she put it up. She totally thinks you're a stalker.

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yeah, but I used a 20 minute Stalker Pause, so I'm going on a date with her Friday.
by MickeyHess March 28, 2011
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Staller ID

When someone sits in the stall next to you to take a dump
and their picture ID that is clipped to their belt hits the floor face
up as they drop their pants, letting you put a name and face on all the wonderful audio you are
about to hear.
You are sitting on the throne at work when Bob Jones sits next to you. How do you know its Bob? His face is looking back at you from the ID card on the floor.
by Mark Nemec August 6, 2004
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Layne Staley

Layne Staley:1.Lead singer of grunge/heavy metal group Alice in Chains who tragically died of an overdose of heroin in a state of self-isolation at the age of 34. 2.The one individual I have and will continue to be influenced,forever touched by,and will mourn and celebrate each day for the rest of my life despite the fact that my full discovery of him occurred after his death.3.The most amazing and haunting voice in rock history.
Layne Staley will live in my heart forever...
by rosecherry September 9, 2008
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stalkerrazzi

1.) someone who stalks someone and takes pictures of them.
2.) crazy person trying to get off taking pictures.
1.) I was arrested for being a stalkerrazzi.
2.) I was walking down the sidewalk when a stalkerazzi took pictures of me.
by Sarah Volden May 24, 2007
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Nostalgia Stalker

A person who continues to re-live their past by using social media sites like Facebook to find out what their old classmates and friends have been up to despite not having spoken to them since graduation.
Sally knew all about her ex best friend, Lacy because she had been her nostalgia stalker since they friended each other on Facebook.
by gdbrenan July 12, 2010
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