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Stairkids

Stairkids are like the weird kids at highschool, but much, much worse. They spend their lunches sitting on the stairs, playing house like games, typically found with capes made from towels around their necks. These are normally the outcome of drinking during pregnancy, and the lack of parental figures. Approach with caution

Note: Typically smell like ranch, cheese, socks and Taco Bell Bathrooms after 11 am rush
Person A: Woah! Why are those kids pretending to hump each other?
Person B: Oh, those are Stairkids. Better look away, you never want to make I contact with them
by Evert_69 September 15, 2022
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Shiroids

A mental and physical disorder which results in uncontolable urges to make strange noises, stomach patting, hand flapping, lack of filter, and an unawareness that you are engaging in any of these behaviors. May range on the scale as mild to severe. May be contagious.
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Steroids

The way Paul Bunyan became the greatest lumberjack who every lived.
"Mmm Mmm!" Love me some steroids.
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Proof that bulls have more balls than humans. The people making the point that bullfighting is not a real sport know what they're talking about.
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Stairism

The act of being stairist towards stairs. Some things include: Steep Incline(Steep stairs), Half-Step(Steps to tiny), Derail(no railing), Flatstep(when single steps are too big in length), Slipper(slippery stairs), Nocap(Not handicap-accesible) and Cornerer(When the stairs are right next to you when you exit somewhere and you almost fall down).
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Stairist

A person that uses stairism towards stairs.
Hey dad are you stairist? - Jimmy Johns
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