Christ Stains

Priests often use this word, to describe the cu m in the floor after they molest a child.

Child; What is that, mister?
Priest; those are Christ stains, young one.

by TomTryck October 7, 2018

Yogurt stains

Cum

My parents tell me not to eat in bed, but this morning I found yogurt stains in their bed

by Babba ji March 13, 2022

Tit Stains

The presence of perspiration soaking through one's shirt located under a fat man's breasts, much like that which occurs in the arm pit.

In a hot college basketball stadium:

Student 1: Whoa look at that guy's pit stains.
Student 2: Dude those aren't pit stains, they're tit stains.

by D.Swan December 21, 2008

stains

essentially calling someone a shit stain. a worthless person.
stainy: someone who is shitty, neglectful or bad

noone wants a stainy barn cause that would be cuts

by Platy January 5, 2004

love stains

What you leave in the back of your friends car after you borrow it for a date with your girlfriend.

John,"Here is $20 for your car."
Greg,"My car! What did you do to it?"
John,"I left some Love Stains in the backseat."

by J-Hobbz January 17, 2005

stainise

To take a definition of a topic that you have no idea about, and fluff it up to make it sound like your the worlds expert.

When going for a job as an aeronautic engineer. "I really had to 'stainise' my skills due to having no freakin' idea what I was talking about.

by Jarrod Watt September 18, 2006

dripping stains

A fresh paint job. Its so shiny and flawless that it seems to be still wet.

That classic Cadillac is dripping stains.

by Pud111 September 5, 2008