Moderately good looking guy usually middle-aged who is always ready to order a drink or finish a drink. Loves to collect garbage, especially cords. Always ready to destroy the upstairs bathroom like the Mongols decimating a small village and never leaves the fan on, so that nearby victims can bask in their misery. A Stacer has its own set of time. Sometimes they are late, certainly never early, may not show up at all. Stacer loves a deal, a coupon or a discount on anything even things they don't use.
Q: Have you seen Stacer, I ordered him a drink?
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!
Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.
Q: What is Stacer doing?
A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.
Q: Oh, Stacer knits?
A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!
Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.
Q: What is Stacer doing?
A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.
Q: Oh, Stacer knits?
A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.
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Backstabber- Some one that you have grown to be really close friends with, but then they go and go behind your back and betray you.
Rebecca-she has always liked my boyfriend, Kevin. But she never tried 2 break us up. Then one day she tells me that he told this random girl to come over here sit on his lap and give him a b.j. Then she said that they were holdong hands. But I have talked to him and some of my friends and his friends that were there at that time, and that was a freakin lie. SO REBECCA, IF YOU ARE THERE, YOU ARE NO LONGER MY BEST FRIEND OR MY SISTER, YOU ARE A LYING WHORE, YOU HO! GO ROT IN HELL YOU STUPID BITCH. and just to let everyone know, me and kevin are still togather!
by Carly February 28, 2005
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Get the back stabber mug.A noun or adjective describing a person, usually male and under the age of 18, who is quasi-suicidal because mom asked him to clean his room. He holds his friends hostage with his unending threats of self-termination, and maintains a LiveJournal into which he posts some truly hideous poetry. He is only truly happy when he is sad and when all his friends have been driven away by the imaginary black clouds over his head.
current music: Linkin Park - In the End
current mood: depressed
I hate my life;
I want to cry;
I want to curl up and die ~_~
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You darn Saberslash. signed, everybody
current mood: depressed
I hate my life;
I want to cry;
I want to curl up and die ~_~
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Comments from users:
You darn Saberslash. signed, everybody
by Mark March 25, 2005
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