St. John's wort

The best damn legal alternative to weed or marijuana. Some people don't know about it but It's sold in the medicine ailse and you don't even need a prescription. The high is not as strong as marijuana but it has the same effects. After taking two pills you will feel mellow and calm. Your thoughts will have thoughts. You can't cry because you're so drugged out. You body will get a little warm. You will be happy for no reason. It's awesome when listening to jazz or slow music.

I use St. John's wort when I'm too broke to buy weed.

by dawnmusic May 11, 2016

St. John’s Lutheran School Ocala

A school full of rich white people, that spit out the N-word more than their Mom spits out their dad’s children. The students are the most un-holy mfs you’ll ever meet. Daily tasks consist of nic breaks in the bathroom, and threatening to kill themselves everytime they get a grade back. Every boy with a perm looks like a muppet that just finished snorting crack out of his grandmas asscrack. Everyone is depressed and suicidal. There’s so many gay bitches that go to that school that I’m surprised God hasn’t stuck it with lightening yet. I wonder how many people have smoked weed in the parking lot, and used Bible pages as rolling paper. That school has some of the sneakiest and horniest bitches. No one knows why the dress-code is, because no one follows it. The lady at the front desk is always in a bad mood, like lady you look like ezma from emperors new groove. Go home and take your hot flashes with you

Hey do you go to St. John’s Lutheran School Ocala?

yeah….

I hate you, petty hoe.

by iwannadie6999 December 16, 2021

st. john's university

Institution that is brought down by idiots who think just because this university is not Ivy League it must be easy, and when they don't get good grades they blame it on the teachers, or how expensive it is, or whatever else they can come up with. I've seen complete idiots and some of the smartest people I know in this school (and I have friends in Ivy Leagues and "better" schools than this one).

One of the most diverse schools in the nation, ethnic and personality wise. There are schools with great ehtnic diversity, but they all happen to be the same uptight assholes (Georgetown, ajem ajem). There are assholes here too, but they must be 5% of the total population. You can find all kinds of personalities here, and I love that. Fine education, for those who know how to use it (no it won't be handed down to you on a silver platter, work for it lazy ass), and great basketball and soccer teams.

It's in Queens, an hour away from Manhattan. Not a bad location, specially if the city is too much for you.

I happen to think rankings are crap, but for those who care:
-Top 10 for Most Competitive Law School Students (Princeton review)
-Best Northeastern Colleges (Princeton review)
-Top 100 Law Schools (US News & Worlds Report)
-Top 100 Graduate Schools in Education (US News & Worlds Report)
-Standard and Poor's consistently ranks St. John's University graduates among the top universities in the nation with alumni who hold executive positions at Fortune 500 companies

by manu777 November 2, 2007

St. John's University

A school that will accept anyone who is willing to pay the high tuition and or is fortunate enough to pay out of pocket without one of their generous scholarships that 90% of the student body is on. A school, which tries to act like a University but, in the end, they really are an average college in Queens pumped up on steroids. At the most random places throughout the campus, there will be Indians bowing down on the floor as if they are visually seeing Christ’s body. People on campus think it is normal to be have a Redneck, African American, Asian, and Indian sit at a lunch table together and be friends. Coming to class slightly sweaty in a t-shirt and workout pants is considered classy. The only place in all of NYC were wearing all red does not signify that you are part of the Bloods. Completely possible to not show up to class in a 50-person classroom and just come in on the last day of class to take the final and end up passing the course when class participations consist of 25% of the overall grade. Every student thinks they must be part of an organization that is related to their major or they will never land a job after graduation. Students are amazed at how spectacular the DAC is, when in reality, it is a giant building that is 2 years old, with white slate floors that have already turned completely black due to the cleaning service only cleaning once per week.

"Where do you go to school Jonny?" "St. John's University!" "That sucks, try not to get blown up, they got terrorists over there!"

by SJU class of 2012 January 2, 2012

st. john fisher college

St. John Fisher College is a small school with just over 2,500 undergraduate students located in the small village of Pittsford, NY. It's pretty simple, if you attend Fisher, your probably a douche bag. The guys who chose Fisher did so because of the 60/40 ratio of women to men. If you're a girl at Fisher you're probably either an athlete or in the nursing program. Fisher is known for its dining hall which leaves students with the feeling of having to shit their pants before even leaving the table. Overall, student's at Fisher spend their time doing one of three things

1. Dicking around in Cyber Cafe before a class
2. Sitting on the toilet to excrete the "Lackmann Laxatives"
3. Dorm drinking 7 days a week wishing academics weren't a thing

St. John Fisher is a beautiful place to be. With a safety and security squad looking to torment any student under 21 who touches alcohol to their lips and any student who's car is parked 6" outside of their designated lot, Fisher is a very safe, small, and loving community

#GoBills

St. John Fisher College has such a small campus that you can take a shit, grab a bite to eat, and make it to class all in under 10 minutes

by BuffaloBills01 January 18, 2017

Fort St. John

a city in Northern BC where the ratio of men to women inexplicably dropped to 3:4. The sudden influx of women is predominantly hookers. Resulting wages at Tim Horton's are now $13/hr. Most people need to move away, but can't afford to because the rents have skyrocketed over double what they were in 2009. Many people are fighting excessive inflation by importing parents to live in their basements (rent controlled of course). This city is shaping up to become a retirement community for soon to be defunct oil workers once the site C dam has been completed.

Man 1: Do you need any more boxes for your move to Fort St. John?

Man 2: No, I am packing light! I can't believe I'm bailing out my son's mortage in a partial basement.

by bunnyhoney1972 March 9, 2011

St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School

A Catholic High School located on Long Island. It has very strict rules, stuck up kids, horrible flight attendant-esque uniforms, REALLY stuck up kids, and a knack for spreading rumors. Everyone hates on one another and will do anything to save themselves from getting socially wrecked. Once you enter there, you change. Everyone is shallow and no one makes it out innocently. No one learns anything because everyone's too busy with gossip. The minds of the kids are controlled by the "popular" kids, so no one thinks for themselves. Quite sad, actually. Also, if you dye your hair, you can get expelled or some shit like that. No one is accepted unless you like to give head to stupid boys who are going to dump you anyway. In short, if you go there, you're screwed.

Also see: Hitler Youth, mean girls, Chinese water torture, Concentration camp

Girl One: i can't believe he dumped me right after school started! he was that ashamed of me.
Girl two: well, does he go to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School?
Girl one: yeah...
girl two: hmph. figures.

Teacher: and so, Hitler formed concentration camps because he was highly discriminatory against all non-germans and jews.
Smartass student: so he went to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School, right?!

by ohheyihateyou July 30, 2009