A juice-squirter is a person who has more physical reactivity than brains. The brains may disproportionately be constituted of extra blood vessels and other non-thinking matter, rather than actual functioning neural networks.
Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.
Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.
Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Example:
"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."
A juice-squirter's commentary:
"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."
A juice-squirter's commentary:
"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
Get the Juice-Squirtermug. by Nicol922 May 15, 2024
Get the Soft squirtermug. I came back from my vacation and found a couple of squirter squatters in my house.
We should totally Squirt Squat in this abandoned house.
We should totally Squirt Squat in this abandoned house.
by River Stone March 3, 2022
Get the Squirter Squattermug. A pneumatic blow nozzle used for cleaning parts and whatever application in which discharging air from an enclosed, pressurized vessel into the open atmosphere is beneficial to accomplishing a predetermined task.
You better shut the fuck up before I jam an air squirter up your ass and blow your fucking guts out!
by hahahaha, your face May 2, 2012
Get the air squirtermug. by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus July 10, 2019
Get the Lice cream squirtermug. When a male on the brink of an orgasm rams his dick as far down someones throat while ejaculating and maintaining hold until after orgasm.
by _Timid_ August 28, 2016
Get the Ram Squirtermug. by wrankledon June 9, 2018
Get the Cum-squirtermug.