Shirt Squirrel

Shirt squirrels are rodents that make a nest in piles of clothes when left on the floor for too long.

Pick up the dirty clothes in your room before you get shirt squirrels.

by SimianFriday September 21, 2016

Squirrel Hill

prop. n.; an area within the city of Pittsburgh. Has the densest population of Orthodox Jews outside of Jerusalem. Although usually viewed as a high-end area, Squirrel Hill does, in fact, vary greatly in terms of socioeconomic diversity. Its main strip of stores is a popular hang-out for annoying tweens who have not yet discovered that alcohol is more enjoyable than standing on a fucking street corner for ten hours. Other than this, it is usually inhabited by drug lords, the homeless, and street performers. For these reasons, Squirrel Hill is definitively sophisticated.

I used to go to Squirrel Hill to hang out with friends every Friday, before we found out that everything closes at eight-thirty and that it is much more fun to have sex with drunk women.

by Okzoz July 31, 2011

Squirrel

Becoming distracted from your original conversation by something more interesting or attractive.

Mary tended to squirrel from our conversation when a hot man walked by the table.

by Witchlite October 2, 2014

Squirreled Out

1).The act of loosing track of time for a moment(s) or a length of unspecified time. 2). To become easily distracted.

I was in the middle of doing something but got squirreled out and now I'll have to reschedule.

by Lilz-SmacK-SmacK October 3, 2018

squirrelin'

A girl who is looking for nuts. Just like a squirrel.

Person 1: Dude that girl is a major slut.
Person 2: I know she is straight squirrelin'.

by squirrels123 April 27, 2011

Squirrelicide

What happens when you are driving, and a squirrel suddenly darts in front of your car. As you swerve to avoid hitting it, the squirrel also swerves, right under your front tire.

The teen was visibly shaken after her first encounter with squirrelicide.

by Ann_Hedonia November 3, 2008

Squirrel

The most terrifying creature ever created.

I was attacked by a squirrel.

by D-Monkey May 8, 2018