squicking

To insert your penis into the unformed part of a child's skull. Then to fuck it, until the child is fucked. A frowned-upon practice that is illegal in most countries.

"An aggravating factor in the burglary was the smearing of excrement on the walls and the squicking of little Timmy"

by Log January 16, 2004

squickalicious

Thoroughly disgusting, utterly revolting, yet strangely compelling.

The idea of Jar Jar Binks having sex is fairly squickalicious.

by Spiletta42 September 22, 2004

Squinky

A behavior that is the direct response of someone that is beyond annoying. Usually ends with a snotty response, snide remark, or something that usually offends the person in question, but entertains the others around you. You will tend to get squinky when there are worthless, pathetic people around you. It's a direct response to their stupidity. It's not usually controllable.

Variations: "Squinky-doo" : someone who is annoyed and acting nasty.

Sorry I'm so squinky, but oh my god, could they be more annoying?

Calm down squinky-doo!

by stupidpplesuck February 2, 2010

Squicker

The act of drilling a hole into somebody's head and literally fucking their brains out.

I so totally squickered her last night man!

by lostsoul666 August 9, 2009

squicken

a half chicken half squirrel that really stoned people laugh at

bwakchatterchatter squicken

by masterchief 2117 January 17, 2011

squick

An onomatopoetic representation of the sounds produced from various sex acts. This includes, but is not limited to, ejaculation, penetration, masturbation, and oral sex upon a male. It is sometimes used in place of 'spooge'or 'splurt' as a sound-effect, but not always.

When vocalized or pronounced, it is similar to the sound of hacking up phlegm, but with a little bit more of a sibilance at the beginning of the sound-effect, and less of the usual hard 'h' sound.

This soud-effect is sometimes used in reply to seeing or hearing something that would, in the viewer's opinion, lead to or be worthy of any of the aformentioned sex-acts.

Bradford: Hey, look at that hot thang in the miniskirt!
Ollie: Squick! Squick-squick!

Fortinbras: Aw, nerts. The sound's out on the telly.
Magda: No problem! I'll supply the dialogue! Squick-squick-squick...
Fortinbras: Hey, that's sick!
Magda: Come on! You've never thought Mary Tyler Moore needed a little more pizazz?

by Tin Monkey October 5, 2005

squicken

Squid stuffed with chicken.

My wife made squicken the other night, it was quite good.

by Michael Webb January 23, 2004