by inversecoma April 15, 2007
Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.
by allstar666 June 08, 2005
Verse of Ian Dury song:
'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.
Also:
That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...
'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.
Also:
That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...
by D B Cooper June 06, 2013
A person who squeezes the livers and/or various body parts of a fish in order to extracts its natural oils. A fish squeezer is a popular occupation for elderly females.
by Fishy-mcfishfish October 21, 2010
by Randirt February 09, 2018
One who squeezes the shaft of his penis too hard. usualy refers too a person who is annoying or looks unsettled
by David Vazquez April 18, 2009
by tpirman1982 December 07, 2006