dick squeezer

A dick squeezer is a person who is so much of an asshole that they squeeze dicks for fun.

O.J. Simpson is a dick squeezer.

by inversecoma April 21, 2007

lemon squeezer

Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.

Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.

by allstar666 June 21, 2005

pencil squeezer

Masturbator

Wanker

Onenist

Verse of Ian Dury song:

'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.

Also:

That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...

by D B Cooper June 6, 2013

Fish Squeezer

A person who squeezes the livers and/or various body parts of a fish in order to extracts its natural oils. A fish squeezer is a popular occupation for elderly females.

I applied to become a fish squeezer today for Nature's Own, I hope I get the job.

by Fishy-mcfishfish October 21, 2010

Desk squeezer

Where you shit your pants and jump as high as you can landing your ass on your desk.

Did you see Christina do a desk squeezer? Shit was everywhere!

by Randirt February 9, 2018

Shaft squeezer

One who squeezes the shaft of his penis too hard. usualy refers too a person who is annoying or looks unsettled

Shut up you shaft squeezer

by David Vazquez April 18, 2009

penis squeezers

A woman's enormous breasts.

That sexy babe is so hot I wanna fuck her big penis squeezers and cum in her cleavage.

by tpirman1982 December 7, 2006