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Paintball Squatter

A noob who only fires about 10 shots per game and spends the rest of the time hiding all the way in the back squatting under cover because he/she is too scared to get their ass lit up or too lazy to run away. Usually stays by the starting point of the game and has crappy stamina and aim.
Player 1: Dude did you see that squatter by our base?

Player 2: Yea man, what a fag.

Player 1: Man, i hate paintball squatters
by Paintball_rules May 19, 2010
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Potter Squatter

One who is savage like; has savage like behavior. May also be one whom constantly has very pungent aroma that follows. Generally can work with any situation.
"Ew yuck! It smells like Oscar out here! Potter Squatter!"
by William du'welly II January 11, 2014
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Jar Squatter

A shock site where a man proceeds to squat on a glass jar (inserting it into his anus) and the glass jar breaks inside his anus.
'Did you ever see Jar Squatter!?'
by discoxtonks February 18, 2009
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squirter

A person - assumed to be an enemy - trying to escape a military cordon or attack.
One squirter just fled out the north gate and is fleeing to the northeast on a jingle truck. Have the gunship take him out.
by USMC-Sarge March 22, 2020
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Ant Squirters

Nipples that point towards the ground (ants are usually on the ground). Commonly found on female breast that aren’t perky or men with man boobs.
“Look at her ant squirters
“At what age did they turn into ant squirters?”
“I hope my boobs never turn into ant squirters
by RT86 May 23, 2018
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Naked Squatter

1. A squatter often found dwelling naked in your cupboard
2. A person who premature ejaculates at the sight of cupboards
3. Check your cupboard; it is common for a creature known as Jim to be masturbating in there
FUCK ME! There's a naked squatter in my cupboard!

Hey James! There's a young boy fapping in my cupboard. Don't worry, it's just another naked squatter.

Seriously, you've been in there 3 weeks. Stop masturbating and go home! Fucking naked squatters...
by Charlie McV January 24, 2009
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squatter

In public toilets one who sits all day on a commode waiting for a penis to come at him through a glory hole.
Hubert sat for three hours on the throne in the toilet at the Gem XXX rated theater and got ten tricks while he was there.
by Richard Black February 27, 2005
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