Squirrelling it

To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.

As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"

by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010

giant half chicken half squirrel

The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its' genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.

chicken, squirrel

by grant February 29, 2004

Squirrel Party

A homosexual gathering in a remote location in the hills. Overnight stays are required. It's like Fight Club but you use your cocks as swords .

Hey Eric! You all oiled up for the Squirrel Party tonight?

by SqP November 3, 2016

peach orchard squirrel

The silliness of a squirrel living in a peach orchard (considering there are no nuts in a peach orchard), in refernce to a crazy person.

Dude 1 - "Yo that crazy bird was blathering on about nonsense again."

Dude 2 - "Yeah she's crazier than a peach orchard squirrel."

by nobrakebike April 2, 2009

sister squirreled

the act of being molested by a squirrel , in a public park , until you relinquish health food products .

I was in the park and i got sister squirreled for a zone bar.

by reddywerx January 19, 2012

squirrel hole

When you have a really hairy asshole. It looks like a squirrel crawled up in your butthole.

Wow Dylan that is one nasty ass squirrel hole. You should wax that if you ever want to get a girl to lick your ass.

by Dylan, Garrett, and Thomas February 12, 2008

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e July 30, 2006